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Ok, now people, what I’m about to do is way out of my league.
I want to do a Rap. Yes, you read it correctly, this mid-aged Malaysian woman wants to do a rap MC-ing, spitting bars, whatever – to the beat of hip-hop music. You can roll your eyes now.
And what could possibly possess me to even think of doing a rap, you might ask. Frankly, I don’t have a clue. Just that, soon as I read today’s prompt about Ice Cream, the song “Ice Ice Baby” popped into my head and it just won’t go away!
Most of you would remember Vanilla Ice, the rapper who made the song famous. I wasn’t a fan, but I gotta admit it is a pretty catchy tune.
So I figured it’d be cool (no puns intended) to rap about ice cream to the tune of Ice Ice Baby. I mean, how hard can it be to write a rap lyrics – as long as the wordings go in sync with the hip hop beat, it’s good to go, right? Boy, was I wrong! I was actually planning to rewrite the entire lyrics. But then my brain cells began to sound like an orchestra of a cricket’s mating call, after only the first verse. That’s when I decided enough is enough! I’m just not cut out to be a rapper thank god for my day job! What’s that saying again … don’t bite more than you can chew…? Heh 😉
Just a quick reminder, in case you missed the whole point of this post, the lyrics are about my idea of a wacky Ice Cream flavor. What’s in it and what does it say about my personality, well, I shall leave it up to you to make a guess.
Let’s kick it!
Ice Cream Wacky
Ice Cream Wacky
Alright, Stop. Collaborate and Listen
Here I go with my new Invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flowin’ down a spoon, fat’ning and crazy
Will it ever sell? Yo – I’m no pro
Turn on the blender, it’ll show
Whip up some cream, I raid the fridge like a vandal
Almonds and sage, a pack of gums and a bagel
You can watch Vanilla Ice rap here.