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And she left me with a million bucks? No?!
Wow. Oh hey Aunty dearest, whoever you are, Rest In Peace okay. Why’d you go do that for me I’ll never know but I guess I must’ve done something right somewhere along the way to deserve this, so thanks for your generosity.
First thing I’d buy is …. 1 grande Green Tea Latte at Starbucks hold the syrup please. I’ll take it outside to drink and take a long drag of the Marlboro while I coax my pounding heart to calm down so that I can figure out What In The Hell Am I Gonna Do With All That Money gasp! me a f**king millionaire…breathe slowly now woman. that’s it…
Of course that trip to Starbucks would have to wait until after I go up to my boss, look him straight in the eye and say here’s my badge you can keep it, you can bronze it, you can shove it I QUIT!
Yeah. Right. Dream On.