Five Rules to Remember in Life

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

2. Money can’t buy happiness but it’s better to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you … when they’re in trouble again. 

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. 

– Julia Turner Creations –

My Favorite is # 1.

Which One’s Yours?