Five Rules to Remember in Life
1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
2. Money can’t buy happiness but it’s better to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you … when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
– Julia Turner Creations –
My Favorite is # 1.
Which One’s Yours?